your dad is turning into such a dad
He's having conversations like these with Andy now, who just found out.
[17:10] Casey: Force multipliers for childhood destruction.
[17:11] shanex_exxel: Sharpie: +3 to attack, +d6 to damage
[17:11] shanex_exxel: *This damage can not be healed by nonmagical means
[17:11] Casey: Wielder gains Haste.
[17:11] Casey: And the Whirlwind Attack feat.
We are doomed.
[17:10] Casey: Force multipliers for childhood destruction.
[17:11] shanex_exxel: Sharpie: +3 to attack, +d6 to damage
[17:11] shanex_exxel: *This damage can not be healed by nonmagical means
[17:11] Casey: Wielder gains Haste.
[17:11] Casey: And the Whirlwind Attack feat.
We are doomed.